And what’s your name?” the secretary asked the next new boy. “Butter.” “I hope your first name’s not Roland,” smirked the secretary. “No, ma’am. It’s Brendan.”
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Mummy! Mummy! Have you seen my Cabbage Patch Doll? Be quiet and finish your coleslaw!
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My Aunt Maud had so many candles on her last birthday cake that all her party guests got sunburnt !
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What’s the fastest cake in the world? Meriiiiiiiiiiiiiiinnnnnnnnnnngue.
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Flo: Try some of my sponge cake. Joe: It’s a bit tough. Flo: That’s strange. I only bought the sponge from the chemist this morning.
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