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Přečíst celý »Victoria Jackson: Family Restaurant
My husband, he goes, ‘Hooters is a family restaurant.’ And I go, ‘What do you think I am — stupid? It has an owl theme: hoot, hoot.’ And he goes, ‘No, they have really good wings.’ And I go, ‘Oh, well, I go to this place called Balls. It’s a …
Přečíst celý »Vanessa Hollingshead: Shopping for a Little Black Dress
You ever go shopping for a really cute, little, sexy black dress — and you come home with an extra-large pepperoni pizza?
Přečíst celý »Under the Apron
Q: What does the baker have under his apron?A: Dough nuts.
Přečíst celý »Two sausages were frying in a pan
Two sausages were frying in a frying pan. One says to the other, “Damn, it’s hot in here” The other said, “Oh my God! A talking sausage!”
Přečíst celý »Two pretzels walk into a bar and one is …
Two pretzels walk into a bar and one is assaulted.
Přečíst celý »Truck Driver & The Bikers
A truck driver stopped at a roadside diner for lunch and ordered a cheeseburger, coffee and a slice of apple pie. As he was about to eat, three bikers walked in.One grabbed the trucker’s cheeseburger and took a huge bite from it. The second one drank the trucker’s coffee, and …
Přečíst celý »Tracy Smith: The Only Woman on Earth
If it weren’t for women, I’d have all the men I need. I’d be Sheena, Queen of the Jungle. You’d be my loyal subject — not for sex, just to fetch me stuff. You could bring me food, ’cause if I’m gonna be the only woman on Earth, fat’s coming …
Přečíst celý »Tomato in Training
Q: What did the sergeant tomato say to the slacker tomato? A: “You better ketchup!”
Přečíst celý »Tofu & Dildos
Q: What do tofu and a dildo have in common? A: They are both meat substitutes.
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