We are the fattest nation on the planet. You know we’re obsessed with food when we come up with something called cotton candy. Who was so hungry they thought, ‘I wish I could eat my clothes’?
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Q: What did the rug say to the floor? A: “I’ve got you covered.”
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Q: How do you find Ronald McDonald in a nudist colony?A: Look for sesame seed buns.
Přečíst celý »Roger Rittenhouse: Don’t Eat Right
I don’t eat right. I had cheese sticks for dinner tonight. It’d be healthier to take a bullet. At least a bullet would go through you.
Přečíst celý »Roger Rittenhouse: Bungee Jumping
I had a chance to go bungee cord jumping last week. They make it look cool on TV, don’t they? You always see people doing those sports in Mountain Dew commercials: risking their life, sipping a Dew. If you’re jumping out of a balloon, hooked to a rubber band, Mountain …
Přečíst celý »Robin Montague: Models Can’t Eat
Models can’t eat at all. They live off air and hairspray.
Přečíst celý »Robin Montague: Backwards in Hollywood
People are so backwards in Hollywood. Like, they take drugs right out in the open, but they eat in the closet.
Přečíst celý »Richard Trask: Neighborhood Fast Food Places
We have so many nationalities. It’s gotten to the point now that you can go into any fast food place, and you can find out what kind of neighborhood you’re in just by the ethnic group that works there. It’s like, if Chinese people work there, you’re in a Chinese …
Přečíst celý »Rene Hicks: Celibates and Vegetarians
We do have something in common in that tonight neither one of us will be having meat.
Přečíst celý »Pea Soup vs. Roast Beef
Q: What’s the difference between pea soup and roast beef?A: Anyone can roast beef.
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