Why is Dick Clark a favourite star with horses? Because he was a disk jockey from Filly!
Přečíst celý »Why is horse racing so romantic?
Why is horse racing so romantic? Because the horse hugs the rails, the jockey puts his arms around the horse and you can kiss your money goodbye!
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Why is it difficult to identify horses from the back? They’re always switching their tails!
Přečíst celý »Why is manna from heaven like
Why is manna from heaven like horse hay? Both are food from aloft!
Přečíst celý »Why is the old, decrepit horse named
Why is the old, decrepit horse named Flattery? Because it gets you nowhere!
Přečíst celý »Why was Teddy Roosevelt mean to horses?
Why was Teddy Roosevelt mean to horses? He was a rough rider!
Přečíst celý »You said it was a great horse and it is.
You said it was a great horse and it is. It took twenty other horses to beat him!
Přečíst celý »You said this horse could
You said this horse could jump as high as a ten foot fence and he can’t jump at all. Well neither can a fence!
Přečíst celý »What kind of horse can swim underwater
What kind of horse can swim underwater without coming up for air ? A seahorse !
Přečíst celý »What is the slowest racehorse in the world ?
What is the slowest racehorse in the world ? A clotheshorse !
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