A mean horseman went into a saddler’s shop and asked for one spur. “One spur?” asked the saddler. “Surely you mean a pair of spurs, sir?” “No, just one,” replied the horseman. “If I can get one side of the horse to go, the other side is bound to come …
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Why did the bareback performer ride his horse? Because it got too heavy to carry.
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A man has a racehorse, never won a race. Man in disgust says,” Horse, you win today or you pull a milk wagon tomorrow morning.” The starting gate opens, the horses take-off, they move the gate away and there lays his horse asleep on the track. He kicks the horse …
Přečíst celý »Why was the horse all charged up?
Why was the horse all charged up? It ate some haywire!
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Why was the horseman fired from his job of saddle testing? He was always standing up on the job!
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Why was the man sued by his horse? For palomino-money!
Přečíst celý »Why was the racehorse named Bad News?
Why was the racehorse named Bad News? Because bad news travels fast!
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Why was the racehorse names Strawberry Ice? He was a sherbet!
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Will I ever be able to race my horse again the owner asked the vet. The vet replied, “You certainly will, and you’ll probably beat her too!”
Přečíst celý »A stallion and a mare where due to get married,
A stallion and a mare where due to get married, but the stallion didn’t show up at the church. He got colt feet’
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