If there are 5 flies in the kitchen how do you know which one is the American Football player ? The one in the sugar bowl !
Přečíst celý »What did one firefly say to the other ?
What did one firefly say to the other ? Got to glow now !
Přečíst celý »What do you get if you cross the Lone Ranger
What do you get if you cross the Lone Ranger with an insect ? The Masked-quito !
Přečíst celý »What has antlers and sucks blood ?
What has antlers and sucks blood ? A moose-quito !
Přečíst celý »Why did the mosquito go to the dentist ?
Why did the mosquito go to the dentist ? To improve his bite !
Přečíst celý »What is a mosquito’s favourite sport
What is a mosquito’s favourite sport ? Skin-diving !
Přečíst celý »How do you know if you have a tough mosquito
How do you know if you have a tough mosquito ? You slap him and he slaps you back !
Přečíst celý »What is the most religious insect
What is the most religious insect ? A mosque-ito !
Přečíst celý »What has 6 legs, bits and talks in code ?
What has 6 legs, bits and talks in code ? A morese-quito !
Přečíst celý »Why are mosquitos religious ?
Why are mosquitos religious ? They prey on you !
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