QUESTION: Do you know what is honeymoon? ANSWER: A short period of doting between dating and debting.
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Two ladies were hanging out together and one was depressed. “What’s wrong?” The depressed one replied, “I’ve been married four times and everyone of my husbands has passed away.” The other lady asked, “What did they used to do?” The depressed lady replied, “Well, my first husband was a millionaire, …
Přečíst celý »Marriage is nature’s way of preventing
Marriage is nature’s way of preventing people from fighting with strangers.
Přečíst celý »When Mr. Maxwell’s wife left him he
When Mr. Maxwell’s wife left him he couldn’t sleep. “She took the bed!”
Přečíst celý »Losing a wife can be hard. In most cases, it
Losing a wife can be hard. In most cases, it is damned near impossible.
Přečíst celý »A man is incomplete until he is married.
A man is incomplete until he is married. After that, he’s finished.
Přečíst celý »Well, Mrs. OConnor, so you want a
Well, Mrs. OConnor, so you want a divorce? the solicitor questioned his client. “Tell me about it. Do you have a grudge?” “Oh, no,” replied Mrs. O’Connor. “Shure now, we have a carport.” The solicitor tried again. “Well, does the man beat you up?” “No, no,” said Mrs. O’Connor, looking …
Přečíst celý »Some years ago, Michael J. Flanagan, a
Some years ago, Michael J. Flanagan, a successful New York contractor, was standing on the deck of the Staten Island Ferry when a car got loose and sent him into the river where he drowned. The following Sunday his widow, all decked out in deepest black, was standing on the …
Přečíst celý »And hows yer wife, Pat?
And hows yer wife, Pat? “Sure, she do be awful sick.” “Is ut dangerous she is?” “No, she’s too weak t’ be dangerous anymore!”
Přečíst celý »Murphy and his wife, a middle-aged couple,
Murphy and his wife, a middle-aged couple, went for a stroll in the park. They say down on a bench to rest. They overheard voices coming from a secluded spot. Suddenly Mrs. Murphy realized that a young man was about to propose. Not wanting to eavesdrop at such an intimate …
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