Men are like copiers. You need them for reproduction, but that’s about it.
Přečíst celý »Men are like bank accounts.
Men are like bank accounts. Without a lot of money, they don’t generate much interest.
Přečíst celý »Men are like mini skirts.
Men are like mini skirts. If you’re not careful, they’ll creep up your legs.
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How many men does it take to open a beer? – None. It should be opened by the time she brings it.
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Why is a Laundromat a really bad place to pick up a woman? – Because a woman who can’t afford a washing machine will probably never be able to support you.
Přečíst celý »A husband was trying to prove to his wife
A husband was trying to prove to his wife that women talk more than men. He showed her a study which indicated that men use about 10,000 words per day, whereas women use 20,000 words per day. His wife thought about this for a while. She then told her husband …
Přečíst celý »There were 11 people
There were 11 people hanging on to a single rope that suspended them from a helicopter trying to bring them to safety. Ten were men; one was a woman. They all decided that one person would have to let go because if they didn’t, the rope would break and all …
Přečíst celý »Q. How do men define a “50/50″ relationship?
Q. How do men define a “50/50″ relationship? A. We cook-they eat; we clean-they dirty; we iron-they wrinkle.
Přečíst celý »Q. How
Q. How does a man show he’s planning for the future? A. He buys two cases of beer instead of one.
Přečíst celý »Q. What do most men
Q. What do most men consider a gourmet restaurant? A. Any place without a drive-up window.
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