How many men does it take to change a roll of toilet paper? No one knows, it’s never happened.
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How many men does it take to make popcorn? Four, one to hold the pot, and three to act macho and shake the stove.
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What’s a man idea of helping with the housework? Lifting his legs so you can vacuum.
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What does a man consider to be a seven course meal? A hot dog and a six pack.
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How are men like noodles? They are always in hot water, they lack taste and they need dough.
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Why don’t men have mid-life crises? They stay stuck in adolescence.
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How is being at a singles bar different from going to the circus? At the circus the clowns don’t talk.
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What do you do with a bachelor who thinks he’s God’s gift? Exchange him.
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What’s the difference between a new husband and a new dog? After a year, the dog is still excited to see you.
Přečíst celý »Now do you save a man from drowning?
Now do you save a man from drowning? Take your foot off his head.
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