What do you call a man with a kilt over his head ? Scott !
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Why did the Aggie think the weatherman got the
Why did the Aggie think the weatherman got the sunny forecast wrong? -The Aggie drove through a car wash’
Přečíst celý »Q: What is Iraq’s national bird?
Q: What is Iraq’s national bird? A: Duck.
Přečíst celý »Q:What’s the fastest way to end an Iraqi bingo
Q:What’s the fastest way to end an Iraqi bingo game? A:Call B52
Přečíst celý »where does saddam hussein keep his c.d
where does saddam hussein keep his c.d collection? In Iraq (a rack)’
Přečíst celý »Q: Why doesn’t Saddam go out drinking?
Q: Why doesn’t Saddam go out drinking? A: Why should he when he can get bombed at home?
Přečíst celý »Q:What should Iraq get for its air defense
Q:What should Iraq get for its air defense system? A:A refund.
Přečíst celý »Su Wong marries Lee Wong. The next year, the
Su Wong marries Lee Wong. The next year, the Wongs have a new baby. The nurse brings them over a lovely, healthy, bouncy, definitely Caucasian white baby boy! “Congratulations,” says the nurse to the new parents. “What will you name the baby”? The puzzled father looks at his new baby …
Přečíst celý »Once upon a time Nasa decided to send 3
Once upon a time Nasa decided to send 3 astronauts to space for 2 years. One was American, One was Russian and the other was English. NASA allowed each of them to take 200 pounds of baggage each. The American decided to take along his wife, the Englishman decided to …
Přečíst celý »These two Scottish characters are chatting. One
These two Scottish characters are chatting. One of them then pulls out an expensive looking pocket watch from his pocket to check the time. “That’s a fine watch you got there!” says the other. “Yeah it is, isn’t it? I got it from my grandfather,” says the guy with the …
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