What kind of ears do trains have? Engineers (engine ears).
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Who drives away all of his customers? A taxicab driver.
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What kind of car drives over water? Any kind of car, if it goes over a bridge.
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Where do cars get the most flat tires? Where there is a fork in the road.
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What happens if an axe falls on your car? You have an ax-i-dent (accident).
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What would you have if your car’s motor was in flames? A fire engine.
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What did the big carburettor say to the little carburettor? “Don’t inhale so fast or you’ll choke.”
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What is a banged-up used car? A car in first-crash condition.
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What did the man put on his car when the weather was cold? An extra muffler.
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Why did the man put his car in the oven? Because he wanted a hot rod.
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