How do you make a slow reindeer fast ? Don’t feed it !
Přečíst celý »Why are Father Christmas’ reindeer like a
Why are Father Christmas’ reindeer like a cricket match? Because they’re both stopped by the rein.
Přečíst celý »What does Father Christmas
What does Father Christmas call that reindeer with no eyes? No-eyed-deer!
Přečíst celý »What did Adam say on the day before
What did Adam say on the day before Christmas ? It’s Christmas, Eve !
Přečíst celý »What do you have in December that you don’t
What do you have in December that you don’t have in any other month ? The letter “D” !
Přečíst celý »What does Father Christmas suffer from if he
What does Father Christmas suffer from if he gets stuck in a chimney ? Santa Claustrophobia !
Přečíst celý »What do you call a letter sent up the
What do you call a letter sent up the chimney on Christmas Eve ? Black mail !
Přečíst celý »How many chimney does Father Christmas go
How many chimney does Father Christmas go down ? Stacks !
Přečíst celý »Why couldn’t the butterfly go to the
Why couldn’t the butterfly go to the Chistmas ball ? It was a moth ball !
Přečíst celý »How did the chickens dance at the Christmas
How did the chickens dance at the Christmas party ? Chick to chick !
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