Did you hear about Dracula’s Christmas party ? It was a scream !
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What did Dracula say at the Christmas party ? Fancy a bite ?
Přečíst celý »Why couldn’t the skeleton go to the
Why couldn’t the skeleton go to the Christmas Party ? He had no body to go with !
Přečíst celý »Doctor, Doctor, with all the excitement of
Doctor, Doctor, with all the excitement of Christmas I can’t sleep. Try lying on the edge of your bed…you’ll soon drop off!
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Doctor, Doctor I’m scared of Father Christmas Doctor: You’re suffering from Claus-trophobia.
Přečíst celý »My problem is that I
My problem is that I keep stealing things when I go Christmas shopping. Can you give me something for it! Doctor: Try this medicine…and if it doesn’t work come back and bring me a new video camera.
Přečíst celý »I wouldn’t say Christmas gnomes are
I wouldn’t say Christmas gnomes are small. But they used to be lumberjacks on a mushroom farm!
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I wouldn’t say Christmas gnomes are ugly, But if beauty’s skin deep then they were was born inside out!
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I wouldn’t say that Christmas gnomes are cross-eyed, but when they cry the tears run down their back!
Přečíst celý »What do gnomes fear
What do gnomes fear most about Christmas? They’re afraid Father Christmas will give them the sack!
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