‘Father Christmas has two reindeer. He calls one Edward and the other one Edward! I bet you can’t tell me why he does that! ‘Oh, yes I can. the elf said. ‘Because tow ‘Eds are better than one, of course!
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Dear Father Christmas, this Christmas could you please send me a yellow door. Yours, Sherlock Holmes Watson: So why do you want a yellow door Holmes? Lemon-entry my dear watson.
Přečíst celý »Dear Father Christmas, could you please
Dear Father Christmas, could you please send me some Crocodile shoes!. Father Christmas: Can’t do that one. He hasn’t said what size his crocodile takes!
Přečíst celý »What’s Christmas called in England
What’s Christmas called in England ? Yule Britannia !
Přečíst celý »What’s Tarzan’s favourite Christmas
What’s Tarzan’s favourite Christmas song? Jungle bells.
Přečíst celý »How long does it take to burn a candle down
How long does it take to burn a candle down ? About a wick !
Přečíst celý »Who delivers presents to baby sharks at
Who delivers presents to baby sharks at Christmas ? Santa Jaws !
Přečíst celý »One time Father Christmas lost his
One time Father Christmas lost his underpants. That’s how he got the name Saint Knickerless!
Přečíst celý »What does Father Christmas call his money
What does Father Christmas call his money ? Iced lolly ?’
Přečíst celý »I remember when Father Christmas first
I remember when Father Christmas first passed his sleigh-driving test. He came skidding down in front of the toy factory.Have you passed?’ I asked. Father Christmas pointly proudly to the front of the sleigh. ‘See for yourself! he called proudly. ‘No-el plates!
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