A group of mountain climbers once heard Father Christmas go past. They must have had sharp ears! They were mountain-ears!
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Father Christmas: I thought I asked you to go out there and clear the snow! I’m on my way, Father Christmas. Father Christmas: But you only have one welly on! That’s all right! There’s only one foot of snow!
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I’ve had a slight accident with your sleigh, Father Christmas! Father Christmas: Oh no! That sleigh was in mint condition! That’s all right….now it’s a mint with a hole!
Přečíst celý »What does Dracula write on his Christmas
What does Dracula write on his Christmas cards ? Best vicious of the season
Přečíst celý »How do sheep greet each other at Christmas
How do sheep greet each other at Christmas ? A merry Christmas to ewe
Přečíst celý »What do monkeys sing at Christmas ?
What do monkeys sing at Christmas ? Jungle Bells, Jungle bells.. !
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Doctor, Doctor, Father Christmas gives us oranges every Christmas. Now I think I’m turning into an orange! Have you tried playing squash?
Přečíst celý »Why are Christmas trees like bad
Why are Christmas trees like bad knitters ? They both drop their needles !
Přečíst celý »Who made this Christmas pudding?
Who made this Christmas pudding? Our chef. He’s a little green man who lives in a toadstool. What did he use to make it? Elf-raising flour, of course.
Přečíst celý »What did the bald man say when he got
What did the bald man say when he got a comb for Christmas ? Thanks, I’ll never part with it !
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