Dirty Jokes

I want you to reach out and loop me in.

I think you’ll be able to raise the bar.

I bet you can increase my productivity.

Something’s getting proactive in my pants!

I know how to find your PowerPoint.

I’d work overtime to reach synergy with you.

There’s an offsite you need to attend at my place.

I need you to move my needle.

Come meet my middle manager.

Yeah, I have an MBA — and that stands for Master of Booty Action.