I’m gonna need to take a closer look at your D crack.
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I need you to adjust my hose bibb.
Přečíst celý »Confucius Say…Sausage
Confucious say, “Man who stuffs his own sausage pounds his own meat.”
Přečíst celý »Confucious Say…Itchy Bum
Confucious say, “He who go to bed with itchy bum, wake up with stinky finger.”
Přečíst celý »Confucious Say…Baseball
Confucious say, ”Baseball wrong. Man with four balls cannot walk.”
Přečíst celý »Confucious Say… Peanut Butter
Confucious say: ”Man with d**k in peanut butter jar is f**king nuts.”
Přečíst celý »Confucious Say… Park A-OK
Confucious say, “Is good for girl to meet boy in park but is better for boy to park meat in girl.”
Přečíst celý »Condom Recycling
Q: How do you recycle a condom? A: Turn it inside out and shake the f**k out of it.
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A guy walks into a store and buys six jumbo boxes of condoms. The store clerk asks the man, “What are you going to do with all of those?” The guy replies, “I taught my dog to swallow them, and now he s**ts in little plastic baggies!”
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Q. What did the penis say to the condom? A. “Cover me. I’m going in.”
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