What did the biscuit say when it saw two friends knocked down? Crumbs!
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Why did your brother give up his job in the biscuit factory? Because he went crackers.
Přečíst celý »Did you hear about the teacher who was trying to
Did you hear about the teacher who was trying to instil good table manners in her girls? She told them that a well brought girl never crumbles her bread or rolls in her soup.
Přečíst celý »They say she has a sharp tongue.
They say she has a sharp tongue. Yes, she can slice bread with it.
Přečíst celý »Have you heard the story about the
Have you heard the story about the loaf of bread? No. Oh, crumbs.
Přečíst celý »Why can’t you make bread like my mother?
Why can’t you make bread like my mother? I would if you could make dough like your father!
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What looks just like half a loaf of bread? Its other half.
Přečíst celý »Two flies were on a cornflakes packet. “Why are
Two flies were on a cornflakes packet. “Why are we running so fast?” asked one. “Because,” said the second, “it says ‘tear along the dotted line’!”
Přečíst celý »What do cannibals eat for breakfast?
What do cannibals eat for breakfast? Buttered host.
Přečíst celý »How do you know that a elephant’s been in the
How do you know that a elephant’s been in the fridge? There are foot prints in the butter. “
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