What musical instrument goes with cheese? Picklelo.
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Fred: I thought there was a choice for lunch today. . Cook: There is. Fred: No, there isn’t. There’s only cheese pie. Cook: You can choose to eat it or leave it.
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What cheese is made backwards? Edam.
Přečíst celý »Say something soft and sweet to me. Dracula:
Say something soft and sweet to me. Dracula: Marshmallows, chocolate fudge cake…
Přečíst celý »Mom: Fred, there were two chocolate cakes in the
Mom: Fred, there were two chocolate cakes in the larder yesterday, and now there’s only one. Why? Fred: I don’t know. It must have been so dark I didn’t see the other one.
Přečíst celý »I went to see my doctor to see if he could help
I went to see my doctor to see if he could help me give up smoking. What did he say? He suggested that every time I felt like a smoke I should reach for a bar of chocolate. Did that do any good? No – I can’t get the chocolate …
Přečíst celý »Boy: What’s black, slimy,
Boy: What’s black, slimy, with hairy legs and eyes on stalks? Mom: Eat the cookies and don’t worry about what’s in the tin.
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Jimmy, how many more times must I tell you to come away from that cookie tin? No more, mom. It’s empty.
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What’s the difference between a vampire and a cookie? You can’t dip a vampire in your tea.
Přečíst celý »Three cookies were crossing the road when the
Three cookies were crossing the road when the first one was knocked down. What did the third cookie say as he reached the pavement in safety? Crumbs!
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