What do insects learn at school ? Mothmatics !
Přečíst celý »How do you make a butterfly ?
How do you make a butterfly ? Flick it out of the butter dish with a knife !
Přečíst celý »What insect lives on
What insect lives on nothing ? A moth, because it eats holes
Přečíst celý »What do you get if you cross a firefly
What do you get if you cross a firefly and a moth ? An insect who can find its way around a dark wardrobe !
Přečíst celý »How do stones
How do stones stop moths eating your clothes ? Because rolling stones gather no moths !
Přečíst celý »Why did the moth nibble a hole in the carpet
Why did the moth nibble a hole in the carpet ? He wanted to see the floor show !
Přečíst celý »What’s the biggest moth in the
What’s the biggest moth in the world ? A mammoth !
Přečíst celý »Why was the moth so unpopular ?
Why was the moth so unpopular ? He kept picking holes in everything !
Přečíst celý »What do you call a grasshopper
What do you call a grasshopper with no legs ? A grasshover !
Přečíst celý »What goes 99-clonk, 99-clonk, 99-clonk ?
What goes 99-clonk, 99-clonk, 99-clonk ? A centipede with a wooden leg !
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