Why was the centipede dropped from the insect football team ? He took too long to put his boots on !
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What is worse than an alligator with toothache ? A centipede with athlete’s foot !
Přečíst celý »What has 50 legs but cant walk ?
What has 50 legs but cant walk ? Half a centipede !
Přečíst celý »Why was the centipede late ?
Why was the centipede late ? Because he was playing “This little Piggy” with his baby brother !
Přečíst celý »What do you get if you cross a centipede and a
What do you get if you cross a centipede and a chicken ? Enough drumsticks to feed an army !
Přečíst celý »What did one centipede say to the other
What did one centipede say to the other centipede ? You’ve got a lovely pair of legs, You’ve got a lovely pair of legs,You’ve got a lovely pair of legs,You’ve got a lovely pair of legs,You’ve got a lovely pair of legs,You’ve got a lovely pair of legs ….!
Přečíst celý »What pillar doesn’t need holding up ?
What pillar doesn’t need holding up ? A caterpillar !
Přečíst celý »What does a cat go to sleep on ?
What does a cat go to sleep on ? A caterpillow !
Přečíst celý »What does a caterpillar do on New Years Day
What does a caterpillar do on New Years Day ? Turns over a new leaf !
Přečíst celý »What is the definition of a caterpillar ?
What is the definition of a caterpillar ? A worm in a fur coat !
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